Two faiths.

[gridlore]

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The first time through, I answered honestly. The second time, I went to town.

If you founded a religion...
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The Doctrinal Church of Penguinism

Your followers are friendly and welcoming people,

who work for a living just like everybody else,

who are free and fun loving,

and who are encouraged to achieve greater spiritual enlightenment by questioning their own beliefs.

Your followers wear whatever they want.

Your followers are

legion (over 500,000),

and they don't interfere with the beliefs of outsiders.

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Who would be able to join your religion?

Only those who meet our standards of merit or morality. Anyone. Only the Chosen People (as chosen by YOU!) Only the Chosen People (selected on the basis of blood/genetics) Only those who are willing to make lifestyle sacrifices and commit themselves to the faith. Only those who can contribute to the growth of the organisation, financially or through hard work.

Second take...

If you founded a religion...
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The Bloody Irritating Church of Making Loud Wisecracks in Movie Theaters

Your followers are a society with a strict seniority-based caste-system,

who work for a living just like everybody else,

who eschew the pleasures of the flesh,

and who live and die by your commands, willing to do absolutely anything (including murder or self-mutilation) at your merest whim, all in the hopes of pleasing their master.

Your followers wear whatever they want.

Your followers are

expanding (over 200,000),

and they are trying to spread the "good word" through their good works, and by example.

Take this quiz now - it's easy!

Who would be able to join your religion?

Only those who meet our standards of merit or morality. Only the Chosen People (as chosen by YOU!) Only those who can contribute to the growth of the organisation, financially or through hard work. Only the Chosen People (selected on the basis of blood/genetics) Anyone. Only those who are willing to make lifestyle sacrifices and commit themselves to the faith.

Comments

[blueashke.livejournal.com]

I got the Church of the Irregular Oreo.

I think that I found one of your ad posters

[capplor.livejournal.com]

http://cheer.thewotch.com/index.php?date=20060923 first panel.

[aurictech.livejournal.com]

Mine's bigger (http://aurictech.livejournal.com/67931.html), by a couple of orders of magnitude. ;-)

OTOH, I would imagine that, given the name of My religion ("The Church of Twelve Angry Men and The Last Action Hero"), your second church would be quite a thorn in My side....