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docwebster will not be broadcasting his legendary internet radio show tonight due to a 3 state crime and sex spree that has left him holed up in a decrepit motel outside Austin with a bottle of gin and a Vickers machine gun network difficulties.
Homeland Security has been notified, and those National Guard units not currently deployed or about to be deployed to Iraq (currently six guys, all of whom are named "Bennie" in a statistical fluke) are being deployed to deal with the emerging situation.
Hmm.. being slightly drunk and listening to Frank Zappa seems to impact my posting style...
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docwebster will not be broadcasting his legendary internet radio show tonight due to a Homeland Security has been notified, and those National Guard units not currently deployed or about to be deployed to Iraq (currently six guys, all of whom are named "Bennie" in a statistical fluke) are being deployed to deal with the emerging situation.
Hmm.. being slightly drunk and listening to Frank Zappa seems to impact my posting style...
Message passed at the behest of
trial_by_flame.