"Sir, would you mind if I take a good look at your credential? Thanks. Sir, please excuse me, I need to make a few phone calls."
FBI FIeld Office: "Hi, one of your agents is out here talking to me. True? Y/N? Y? Thanks."
Client: "I've got some guy from FBI here, mind if I talk to him, or would you rather have the honors?"
FBI Guy: "Well, your office says you're good, and the client doesn't mind, so what can I help you with?" -or- "Well, you should really talk to [CLIENT] because they make those kinds of decisions." -or- "I'm sorry, but I'm not exactly sure what I can help you with. Do you have a subpoena or a warrant?" -or- (haven't done this one yet) "That's a very nice [forged] credential. May I see it again? [POCKET and leave room, hitting panic button on the way out.]"
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Date: 21 Dec 2005 10:10 (UTC)"Sir, would you mind if I take a good look at your credential? Thanks. Sir, please excuse me, I need to make a few phone calls."
FBI FIeld Office: "Hi, one of your agents is out here talking to me. True? Y/N? Y? Thanks."
Client: "I've got some guy from FBI here, mind if I talk to him, or would you rather have the honors?"
FBI Guy: "Well, your office says you're good, and the client doesn't mind, so what can I help you with?" -or- "Well, you should really talk to [CLIENT] because they make those kinds of decisions." -or- "I'm sorry, but I'm not exactly sure what I can help you with. Do you have a subpoena or a warrant?" -or- (haven't done this one yet) "That's a very nice [forged] credential. May I see it again? [POCKET and leave room, hitting panic button on the way out.]"