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When I'm stressed, I make jokes. (Not to be confused with my crisis mode, which a few people have witnessed and describe as "Juggernaut in a black t-shirt")

Today, setting up my dental appointment, it went into overdrive. I had to cal Aetna to ask a question, and called two dental offices. All three calls I was reaching for jokes like a bad Borcht Belt comedian.

Got a few laughs. Although the recptionist at the place I'm going to got a good one in..

Her: "OK, the doctyor will give you an exam, and recommend a course of treatment."

Me: "She'll also want to slap me upside my head when she sees my mouth."

Her: "Oh, she won't do that!" (perfect pause) "We send you to a specialist for that phase of the treatment."
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