You are not cleared for that, Citizen!

Well, I got told. This morning I crossed a group that included a young girl who excitedly told me that she was having hot lunch today.

"Awesome, what are you having?"

She nails me with a glare that was filled with the unfathomable depths of scorn that only a 7-year-old dealing with utterly clueless adults can muster.

"Hot. Lunch." she said slowly for the benefit of the idiot with the stop sign before mounting her scooter and sailing down the block.