Because I am a sick, sick penguin
Sep. 18th, 2015 10:25 amConversation at Offhand Manor last night while watching old Law&Order episodes:
Me: "OK, step one, win the lottery."
Kiri: "And then?"
Me: "We build a big teddy bear on the Playa, and inside there are hammocks with bears in them so people can climb in and have a cuddle."
Kiri: "That's awesome!"
Me: "Then we set it on fire."
Kiri: "At the end of the week, right?"
Me: ". . . I suppose that would work as well."
Me: "OK, step one, win the lottery."
Kiri: "And then?"
Me: "We build a big teddy bear on the Playa, and inside there are hammocks with bears in them so people can climb in and have a cuddle."
Kiri: "That's awesome!"
Me: "Then we set it on fire."
Kiri: "At the end of the week, right?"
Me: ". . . I suppose that would work as well."