With no apologies whatsoever.

[Very loosely adapted from "(I've Got A) Golden Ticket"]

I never thought that I would be,
Looking forward to misery,
Dust and sun and gale-force winds,
But lots and lots of beer!

'Cause I got my fucking ticket!
I got my pass to Burning Man.

Over the hills and far away,
I could die there in many ways.
But I'll party, sing and shout,
And drink up all that beer!

'Cause I got my fucking ticket!
I'm on my way to Burning Man.

Rolling past the Will-Call line,
Fuck your Burn, 'cause I got mine.
Pitch the tent and set up camp,
But first, let's drink some beer!

'Cause I got my fucking ticket!
I got my pass to Burning Man.
I got my fucking ticket,
And life is grand!