Let me explain..

No, there is too much. Let me sum up.

Tonight at work was like having an intricate, carefully balanced machine explode. Violently. With the A-Team music playing. Then all the parts somehow fall almost exactly back into place. One of my poor drivers had his work for tonight and tomorrow changed at least six times. Thank Halford he has a sense of humor.

Add in a complete fail by the United Airlines site, and is anyone surprised I'm drinking heavily?