The Los Angeles Dodgers Are Not Having A Good Season - Baseball NationEven though I loathe the Blue Menace from Chavez Gulch like any true, patriotic, black-and-orange-blooded, American should, this has become embarrassing. I feel like we should adopt a mercy rule for the Dodgers.
I would advise them to stop making pick-ups from the Giants though.. a few years back, they signed our ace pitcher, Jason Schmidt. He sank into the swamp. Then they got Jeff Kent. He sank into the swamp. Now they have Juan Uribe, one of last season's heroes, and he's in the process of burning down, falling over, and then sinking in the swamp. They pinched our head trainer, and have been plagued with injuries ever since. They also stole one of our top front office guys.. enough said there.