Well, Schwarzenegger is available.

From the San Rafael, Ca, police blotter:

Criminal miscreation was alleged by a male subject, 60 years in chronological age, residing in the Terra Linda sector. The complainant advised that his a motor vehicle, a Chevrolet Impala silver in color, had been egged on multiple occasions by unknown individuals in the community.

"This is probably the 4th or 5th incident..." the complainant stated in a written report. "the first 2 incidents...made no report being Kids will be Kids...neighbors have teenagers and was able to clean vehicle...3rd incident...caused paint damage...approximate $3000.00+ damaged covered by insurance...4th incident...was walking my dog on opposite side of street...looking away and heard POP..POP...saw silver-grey SUV driving down street...unfortunately unable to make chase...car keys in house. ..."

"unable to make chase..." the complainant concluded. "Now it's Personal..."

This has Revenge Movie written all over it, as Arnold tracks down the egg-throwing terrorists one by one. I see the big finish in an egg processing facility in Stockton, where after we learn that chickens are actually highly explosive the big villian is disposed by dumping several tons of eggs on him. Pay off line? "Looks like the yolk's on you." Roll credits.

See you at the Oscars Razzies!