I sleep to get away from work!

Strange dreams all night, but there were several involve a delivery I made months ago. Admittedly, it was a hair-pulling job site, but why was my brain obsessing over this particular job?

Anyway, awake, dressed and ready to get back into it.

The absolute best in crazy

Hand-picked, and rushed to your supermarket shelves.

Jesus' Resignation Letter.

Did you know that Jesus quit his job two years ago? Did you know some loony psychic is now God's only annointed voice on Earth? Neither did anybody else.

The entire site is a testament to batshit insanity, but this one was just perfect. I'm totally seeing Jesus angrily packing a suitcase, like in the opening credits for The Prisoner, and stalking off, pausing only to mail a letter to George Bush. Because, when it comes to picking a leader recognized by the world's Christians, Bush ranked so much higher than the Pope or the Patriarch of Constantinople.