Hey, I'm honest!

All the paperwork for our trucks (registration, insurance, motor carrier permit) is kept in a plastic folder along with the crash kit, gas card, and a sign-out sheet. We're supposed to take it with us. This morning, I forgot. Fast forward several hours.

Nextel: Bleeble!
Me: Go ahead.
Adam: Doug, can I get the policy number off your insurance card?
Me: Sorry Adam, I forgot to grab the folder this morning. I'm an idiot.
Adam: Why?
Me: Because I'm an idiot.
Adam: So what do I tell my boss if you get pulled over or get in an accident?
Me: You know, I can keep calling myself an idiot for as long as you'd like.
Adam: Good answer.

My only excuse is I was distracted by entering Eddie's cell phone number into mine.

Later, back at the warehouse I clarified things: at 0600, I was an an under-caffeinated idiot.