The key to a successful marriage.

A series of text messages between kshandra and me earlier today:

K: OMG no. Squishable raccoons!!! *is dead*

D: We call that "roadkill" around here.

K: Have I mentioned recently that you're a sick fuck? :)

Hey, she gave me the straight line...

Wait, what?

Noticed this very amusing typo on one of my orders today. When I pointed it out to the person receiving it, he commented "Well, that explains the dragon in the basement."

Heavy Metal Sunday SPECIAL ALERT!!!!!

Metallica has just previewed the video for All Nightmare Long on their website.

The Tunguska Event, zombies, Soviet propaganda films, the Red Menace, alien spores, and, and, and...

WATCH THIS!!!!

fearsclave, this was made for you!