We either move or y'all are going to see me make national news.

My computer's speakers are less than three feet from me. I'm listening to Metallica's S&M album. I can barely hear it.

Meanwhile, my floor is literally vibrating from the stereo downstairs. I just had to ask the kids next door to turn their music down. I guess that having a day off means I spend all fucking day listening to what my neighbors want whether I want to or not!

I really need this on a day when I'm coming off a crappy day at work and a major stress attack. Seriously, it is a good thing I do not have easy access to firearms right now.

There's a little blue light in my ear today...

My old, bottom of the line cell phone was starting to show signs of impending death. A Kyocera K9, it did what I needed it to do: made calls, did text messaging. I am the Low End User.

But the time had come to switch. Luckily, Virgin Mobile makes this a very easy process. We looked at the Virgin display at Best Buy. kshandra liked a phone with a full, but tiny keypad. But considering the low volume of texts I send, and how many errors i make on a standard keyboard, I rejected that choice.

Instead, we got me a Super Slice. Along with it, Kirsten grabbed me a Jabra BT 125 Bluetooth earpiece..

So, for a few, brief shining moments, I'm geekier than she is.

Just need to download a few ring tones. Heh, I can get Queensrÿche's Revolution Calling. Having my phone announce "Revolution calling! Revolution calling! Revolution calling you" might be amusing.

Pave the Earth. Start with Crashlanding City!

This week is a wild card, everyone can choose what they think my little slice of heaven needs.

Increase population: http://crashlanding.myminicity.com

Increase industry: http://crashlanding.myminicity.com/ind

Improve the transport network: http://crashlanding.myminicity.com/tra

Increase security: http://crashlanding.myminicity.com/sec

Leave me a message while you're there!

If you have a city, mention it here with links!

Who needs the VA?

I'm dealing with yesterday's freak out and last night's panorama of nightmares in the time honored fashion.

*hick*

Yes, I know it's not a real solution. As the child of an alcoholic father and a recovering meth addict I don't drink to excess.

But fuck it all, this week is fired. I have no obligations today, nowhere to be, and frankly, microwave burritos and chimichangas (those are two of the things I can eat at this point) taste better with a couple of cold beers.

Oh, isomeme...

Another fun kook site goes off on the OTO.

http://www.exposingsatanism.org/oto.htm