OK, it's getting to be that time again!

I've just received my invitation to be a guest at BayCon 2007! And once again, I have a free "guest of" membership up for grabs. I also need a 250 word max bio. So, write my bio and get a membership! Same rules as last time:

1. Mention my writing.

2. Bring in penguins.

3. Make it weird.

Here's the one we went with last year.

Also, are there any panel discussion you'd like to see me do?