Jul. 16th, 2006

gridlore: Doug looking off camera with a grin (Evolution - Darwin)
I can accept that I'm smarter than most people. I accept that the actions of most people makes me wonder how the species lasted this long.

But friends, neighbors, and fellow shut-ins, this takes the cake.

hey i'm forteen and i'm 4 months pregnant with a baby girl. no i'm not married and i'm not a prostatute. and it may sound weird but it wasnt my fault that i got pregnant.it seriously wasnt. i cant tell u what happened but just trust me it wasnt my fault. i believe that if girls get pregnant before the age of 18 then it either means it's not their fault or theyre mature. their not sluts or pregnant bitchs like what men call most of us. we should get support just like normal people. so please reply. anybody. i'd love to chat.

Read the comments. All of them. Then join me in demanding a return to nunneries and mandatory contraception in the freaking water supply. Seriously, the absolute, complete, Platonic ideal-level of DUMB on this page makes me want to grab some of these little darlings by the neck and throttle them. Since my tax dollars are going to end up supporting their kids, I should at least get the satisfaction of screaming at them in my best UHF voice "You so STUPID!!!!"

Folks, my parents never really had the traditional "talk" with me about the birds and bees. Instead, I learned the plumbing aspect at school, got pointers on technique from Penthouse's "Forum" section (and a serious case of inadequacy about certain body parts until I figured out that everyone was lying) and from my parents got a lecture on responsibility. That seemed to do the trick as I escaped my teen years without becoming a parent despite getting laid.

Stop giggling. I did so get laid in high school. Three times. So there :P

Anyway, this is as bad as the pro-anorexia shit I've seen. My brain is now hiding under the desk whimpering.

Must coax it out with more beer.

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