Four things...

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FOUR JOBS YOU'VE HAD IN YOUR LIFE
1. Sniper
2. Tour Guide
3. Back End Supervisor at a Car Wash
4. Corporate Driver

FOUR MOVIES YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER
1. The American President
2. Aliens
3. The Rocky Horror Picture Show
4. The Maltese Falcon

FOUR CITIES YOU'VE LIVED IN
1. San Jose, CA
2. Columbus, GA
3. San Francisco, CA
4. East Palo Alto, CA

FOUR TV SHOWS YOU LOVE TO WATCH
1. Law & Order
2. Countdown with Keith Olbermann
3. This Week in Baseball
4. Sportscenter

FOUR PLACES YOU'VE BEEN ON VACATION
1. Vancouver, BC
2. Mexico
3. Albany, OR
4. Panama Beach, FL

FOUR WEBSITES YOU VISIT DAILY
1. Livejournal.com
2. Sfgate.com
3. Nationstates.net
4. Crank Dot Net

FOUR OF YOUR FAVORITE FOODS
1. Pizza
2. Tacos
3. Spaghetti
4. Garlic fries

FOUR PLACES YOU'D RATHER BE RIGHT NOW
1. SBC Park
2. A good brew pub
3. Bed
4. In a very hot shower

God rest ye merry nutcases...

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( HAPPY XMAS SEASON TO YOU ALL BASTARDS )