Oct. 8th, 2004

gridlore: Doug looking off camera with a grin (Default)
Taken from [livejournal.com profile] the_ogre when he went for popcorn

This gets really long )
gridlore: Doug looking off camera with a grin (Me - CAR -15)
bang bang, shoot shoot )
gridlore: Doug looking off camera with a grin (Norton)
Taken from [livejournal.com profile] fimbrethil, who got it from [livejournal.com profile] noelfigart

The first 20 people to respond to this entry will get a personal comment which reflects my thoughts about you (assuming that I know you well enough to do so)
gridlore: Doug looking off camera with a grin (Bosch)
Deteriorata
From the CD: National Lampoon Radio Dinner Album
A Parody of the poem Desiderata


Go placidly amid the noise and waste,
And remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.
Avoid quiet and passive persons unless you are in need of sleep.
Rotate your tires.

Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself,
And heed well their advice, even though they be turkeys.
Know what to kiss and when.
Consider that two wrongs never make a right,
But that three lefts do.

Wherever possible put people on "HOLD".
Be comforted that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment,
And despite the changing fortunes of time,
There is always a big future in computer maintenance.
Remember the Pueblo.

Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle and mutilate.
Know yourself. If you need help, call the FBI.
Exercise caution in your daily affairs,
Especially with those persons closest to you;
That lemon on your left for instance.

Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls,
Would scarcely get your feet wet.
Fall not in love therefore; it will stick to your face.

Carefully surrender the things of youth: birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan,
And let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
For a good time, call 606-4311.

Take heart amid the deepening gloom that your dog
Is finally getting enough cheese;
And reflect that whatever fortunes may be your lot,
It could only be worse in Sioux City.

You are a fluke of the Universe.
You have no right to be here, and whether you can hear it or not,
The Universe is laughing behind your back.

Therefore make peace with your God whatever you conceive him to be,
Hairy Thunderer or Cosmic Muffin.

With all its hopes, dreams, promises, and urban renewal,
The world continues to deteriorate.
Give up.

But Trust Me On the Sunscreen )
gridlore: Doug looking off camera with a grin (Baseball - SBC Park)
RedSox Win!!!!!!

2-run homer in the 10th by Ortiz! Boston moves onto the ALCS!
gridlore: Doug looking off camera with a grin (Penguin - Poke)
I've been notified that I'm scheduled to test for a job with the TSA.

This is the same test that Kiri took a while back. We'll see if I do better than she did.

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