You know it's Pride Day in SF..

When the Kinsey Sicks are live in a newsroom.

Yes!

Barely Legal is on TV!! They're being interviewed at the Pride Parade right now.

Now they're doing the Time Warp.

The Day Gets Weirder..

For some reason, beyond the comprehension of mortal men, Martin Yan is doing a cooking demonstration on the field at Pacific Bell Park. He is standing with Giants manager Felipe Alou, and two guys dressed in giant nut costumes.

Some days, I don't miss LSD at all...

And I get to be in the sequels!

Would you survive a teen slasher movie?

You scored 6

Sole survivor. We've followed your adventures from start to finish, from the opening murder (you watched it from the window) through to the massacre at the prom through to your climactic showdown with the killer (your mad high-school principal) atop the old bell tower. Congratulations - you've made it. Your reward is top-billing in Film Unlimited Bloodbath II, plus a lifetime in therapy.

I love being logical

Problem: I drink too many Cokes. I will often open one even when I don't really want one. I should drink more water, but Coke just tastes better.

Solution: I'm putting one can into the fridge at a time. Since this means I have to make two actions to have a Coke (put can into fridge, and later remove it) this will slow down the reflexive drinking. Also, seeing that lone Coke will remind me that I'm trying to ration them.

Yes, I'm bored as hell today.

Well, damn.

Just heard that Katherine Hepburn died. She was 96.

I may be going to hell in a bucket..

..but at least I'm going in style

That is one rocking hearse.