Seen in alt.atheism

In response to a theist making the "atheism is a religion" claim.

"If you regard a lack of a religion as a religion then yes, it's a religion. In much the same sense as my not owning a car just means I've got a very special type of car." - Levy Oates

What the hell?

Suddenly, my journal has changed! Gone is my nice black and reds, and it's now blue and white! This is wrong!

This has me quite annoyed.

Grrrr....

I would like,

if I may, to share with you this quiz result.

( What Cool Evil Guy am I? )

Ack-kablooey!

OK, thi damb allerbies hab caughb up wid me. My eyes are wabering, my nose ib explobing, and my sinusibs are on stike.

I hate sprinb.

Closer cousins

There is an effort to reclassify chimps in the genus Homo, since we share 99.4% of our effective DNA.

Read the story!

I, of course, would be interested in seeing our similarity with penguins.

As I sink slowly into the carpet.

Doug needs shorts. Not cut offs, but something I can walk around in. At this point, my legs need a little sun.

Doug needs sandals. Nice ones.

Doug needs a swimming pool. OK, now I'm getting silly.

It's bloody hot here, and hopefully it will break before Baycon weekend.