Reasons why I want to be a police dispatcher

Calls like these:

"My wife's left me with two salmon sandwiches which was left over from last night, and I'm sat in the
chair here and she's there decorating."

"I've lost my glasses"

The last thing a T-72 ever sees...

The GAU-8/Avenger is the 7 barrel 30mm cannon on the A-10A/Thunderbolt II (Warthog). Gotta love the following pixs:

http://www.a-10.org/images/ptsf-004F.JPG

http://www.a-10.org/images/ptsf-002F.JPG

From a post on UMA-Lemmings

Heinlenian quiz!

Secured by raiding lysana's journal.

( Like anyone is going to be shocked by this one.. )