Skynet has invaded my life.

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And sadly, it doesn't involve robotic killing machine from the future.

I am just having no luck with technology. Today alone..

• The Facebook ap on my phone kept freezing as I was trying to post. Had to do a power cycle to get it back.


• My Xbox 360 froze while loading a skills drill in Madden 15. Powered that off.


• Just now when I tried to start Windows 10, I got a "Start Menu and Cortina (Clippy's evil daughter) cannot be found" error message.


• Google Docs has been down most of the day. That's where I write. I mean, it's not like I don't owe a couple of articles and just started my NaNoWriMo project. Yes, I start early. I'm brain damaged!


• The toilet is whistling. It's some weird valve problem. I need to clean in there so we can get the landlord in to fix it.


• Not to mention that yesterday we found that one of the battery connectors on Kirsten's car had decided on a new career as a pile of rust.

Thank Halford I'm not on the O₂ compressor. Or a pacemaker.

I think I need a Tech-Priest from the Adeptus Mechanicus to visit. Obviously, I have failed to properly appease the machine spirits in my cognitators and plumbing. Omnissiah, forgive me!