5 things meme

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Rules: Post five things you've done that you believe nobody else on your F-list has done. Indulge in remorse (or communal celebration at finding a kindred soul) if someone calls you out on a listed item.
I have...

1. Asked for a nasogastric intubation.
2. Slept, as an adult, comfortably under a bathroom sink.
3. Been in the area of effect of a fuel-air explosive
4. Been invited to join the Ku Klux Klan.
5. Eaten a tree.