The Homosexual Agenda.

[gridlore]

Over on Yahoo!Answers, someone asked what the homosexual agenda was. I answered.

0630: Wake up, shower.

0700-0800: Gym, then breakfast at the Juice Bar. Sign up for the marathon training group.

0830-1130: Work from home, address the continuing problem in the server architecture. Consider script allowing me to beat people over the net.

1200-1330: Lunch, then hit Whole Foods to shop for dinner with Mike and Andy. Vegetarian Lasagna? Andy will still be a bitchy Vegan. Tempted to buy steak.

1400-1600: Overthrow the moral underpinnings of Western Civilization. Destroy the family as a social unit, subvert nation's children ensuring our extinction. Laugh as the world's cities burn in endless riots caused by the end of all moral restraint. Check Craigslist for new office chair.

1630-1700: Haircut and facial. Hopefully Armando is available. Complete fairy, but a genius with scissors.

1900: Dinner. If David tells that story about the duck again, he's sleeping on the couch.

Pity I'm straight/asexual.. I'm so good at being gay otherwise.

Comments

[fayanora.livejournal.com]

METROSEXUAL! Metro Asexual?

Here's a penguin picture:

[caraig.livejournal.com]

"WE'RE COMING FOR YOU, CLARICE."

That, or,

"Okay, who remembers where we parked? Should we ask her for directions? HEY! YOU! Excuse us, but can you tell us how to get to 4th Avenue and 101st?"

[fayanora.livejournal.com]

LOL

Or The Penguin had a daughter, and they're her personal bodyguards.