The Homosexual Agenda.

[gridlore]

Over on Yahoo!Answers, someone asked what the homosexual agenda was. I answered.

0630: Wake up, shower.

0700-0800: Gym, then breakfast at the Juice Bar. Sign up for the marathon training group.

0830-1130: Work from home, address the continuing problem in the server architecture. Consider script allowing me to beat people over the net.

1200-1330: Lunch, then hit Whole Foods to shop for dinner with Mike and Andy. Vegetarian Lasagna? Andy will still be a bitchy Vegan. Tempted to buy steak.

1400-1600: Overthrow the moral underpinnings of Western Civilization. Destroy the family as a social unit, subvert nation's children ensuring our extinction. Laugh as the world's cities burn in endless riots caused by the end of all moral restraint. Check Craigslist for new office chair.

1630-1700: Haircut and facial. Hopefully Armando is available. Complete fairy, but a genius with scissors.

1900: Dinner. If David tells that story about the duck again, he's sleeping on the couch.

Pity I'm straight/asexual.. I'm so good at being gay otherwise.

Comments

[cmdr-zoom.livejournal.com]

Now, see, when you talk about Civilization and the overthrowing of same, I always figure you're talking about the Aztecs or the Romans.

[inamac.livejournal.com]

I accidentally hit 'friends/friends' and found this.

Am crying with laughter.

Do you mind if I rec?

[kevin-standlee.livejournal.com]

*laughter*

[valkyrwench.livejournal.com]

That's fabulous :)

[mikkop.livejournal.com]

This reminded me of this picture:

http://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2011/07/4e2f1a5c10cad.jpg

More signs: http://www.happyplace.com/8958/the-most-hilariously-convincing-gay-marriage-signs

[nobleplatypus]

*standing ovation*

This cracked me up like nobody's business!

[fayanora.livejournal.com]

METROSEXUAL! Metro Asexual?

Here's a penguin picture:

[enchanted-jae.livejournal.com]

You are an evil genius.

:D