Congress is still in session, right?

[gridlore]

We were just discussing my health here.

Me: "Even if they do fire me, I can apply for Federal SSI, since I lost my job due to health issues."

Kiri: "True."

Me: "And apply for food stamps, and beer stamps.. they do make beer stamps, right? Right?"

Kiri: laughs in a Joan Crawford to Bette Davis manner.


So.. no beer stamps?

Comments

[pauldrye.livejournal.com]

No TV and no beer stamps make Doug something something?

[kshandra]

...go crazy?

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

DON'T MIND IF I DO!!!!!

[cmdr-zoom.livejournal.com]

Sorry, no beer stamps.

[kengr]

SSDI. SSI is rather different. For one thing, you can't have more than $2k in "assetts" to get SSI.

And sorry, not beer stamps.

[notthebuddha.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you can apply for beer therapy coverage under Medicare.

[twfarlan.livejournal.com]

Well, based on observations made from a lifetime living in the South, if you have at least 1 car up on blocks and 4 or more children who can go without wearing shoes for 3 months in a row, you'll be issued some kind of beer vouchers, along with membership in a religious organization that favors some high-speed mythology or other. I hear they recently promoted one of their heroes to sainthood, Saint Ernhardt of 3 or something? I couldn't make it out past the belching.