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[gridlore]

STAGE 1 BEER ALERT!

DOUG IS OUT OF BEER!

WE SAY AGAIN, DOUG IS OUT OF BEER!

Civilians are advised to remain indoors and hide under plastic tarps. Governor Ah-nold has been advised of the situation. My fax to the Pentagon requesting aid has gone unanswered.

I'm out of beer. Pray for us!

Comments

[jeffreycornish.livejournal.com]

Resupply rockets from Everett, WA have been deployed.

Six cases of fancy schmancy microbrew have been launched.

Unfortunately due to the 121 Gee launch velocity left the brew a little... er, flat.

[aurictech.livejournal.com]

Warrior needs beer, badly.

[netquiddler.livejournal.com]

::would send over his best case of Stewart's, but I don't think it ships so well::

[glinda-w.livejournal.com]

GoodThoughts on the way!! (*grin*)

I'd send you bheer, but I don't have any, 'cause (heresy!) I really, really don't like it.

So I hereby gift you with my lifetime supply of beer.

(Is resupply imminent? If not, why not?)

[kshandra]

We can be heretical together; I don't like it, either.

*offers you one of the Kahlua Raspberry White Russian singles she picked up at BevMo today*

[claire.livejournal.com]

Luckily I have plenty of beer, so I'll stay inside and hide. If you storm past my house snarling, I'll hurl some Sam Adams through the window to pacify you.