gridlore: Doug looking off camera with a grin (Me - CAR -15)
Douglas Berry ([personal profile] gridlore) wrote2008-02-11 04:31 pm
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Happy Dick Cheney Day!

Celebrate! Go shoot a friend in the face then violate Texas law by failing to report the hunting accident! Have a double shot of Wild Turkey while considering the "manhood" of a man who hunts quail that are held in boxes and released only when the hunters are ready.

Of course, I'd like to celebrate by pumping a 7.62x51mm NATO M-118 ball round right into his bloated center of mass.

Come and get me, USSS.

[identity profile] polydad.livejournal.com 2008-02-12 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
That'd work, though given the terrorist government we now have even fantasizing about it might get you a visit from the Secret Service.

I'm more partial to #1 buckshot, myself.

best,

Joel