Happy Dick Cheney Day!

[gridlore]

Celebrate! Go shoot a friend in the face then violate Texas law by failing to report the hunting accident! Have a double shot of Wild Turkey while considering the "manhood" of a man who hunts quail that are held in boxes and released only when the hunters are ready.

Of course, I'd like to celebrate by pumping a 7.62x51mm NATO M-118 ball round right into his bloated center of mass.

Come and get me, USSS.

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[cmdr-zoom.livejournal.com]

And that was the last we heard of Doug, until the waterboarding video surfaced...

[fearsclave.livejournal.com]

Center of mass? Cheney? I'd take the headshot if I were you. I doubt very much he has anything resembling a human circulatory system...

[(Anonymous)]

Wow, that was only a year ago now? It seems... Longer....

[polydad.livejournal.com]

That'd work, though given the terrorist government we now have even fantasizing about it might get you a visit from the Secret Service.

I'm more partial to #1 buckshot, myself.

best,

Joel

[murbin.livejournal.com]

Interestingly enough, that shot in the face was less politically damaging than the shot Bill Clinton hit Monica Lewinski in the face with.

i'd rather hunt with Dick Cheney....

[redc1c4.livejournal.com]

than ride home with Ted Kennedy. %-)

while you're at it, feel free to send me your top 10 reasons why you feel this way. in all seriousness, i'm curious. i'm not especially enamored of him, but i have much more contempt for Rumsfeld than i do Dick, and i don't always get back here in a timely manner.

by the by: have you read "Not a good day to die"? Operation Anaconda....
enough st00pid brass to piss both of us off.

red