gridlore: Doug looking off camera with a grin (Me - CAR -15)
Douglas Berry ([personal profile] gridlore) wrote2008-02-11 04:31 pm
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Happy Dick Cheney Day!

Celebrate! Go shoot a friend in the face then violate Texas law by failing to report the hunting accident! Have a double shot of Wild Turkey while considering the "manhood" of a man who hunts quail that are held in boxes and released only when the hunters are ready.

Of course, I'd like to celebrate by pumping a 7.62x51mm NATO M-118 ball round right into his bloated center of mass.

Come and get me, USSS.
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[identity profile] cmdr-zoom.livejournal.com 2008-02-12 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
And that was the last we heard of Doug, until the waterboarding video surfaced...

[identity profile] gridlore.livejournal.com 2008-02-12 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
.. and everyone marveled at how I could waterboard four agents at once.

strange....

[identity profile] redc1c4.livejournal.com 2008-02-12 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
i had visions you you gumming them into submission. %-)

Re: strange....

[identity profile] gridlore.livejournal.com 2008-02-12 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
TEETH WILL BE PROVIDED!!!!
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