Doug's a dork.

[gridlore]

A dork with skinny fingers.

Last night at work, I was throwing garbage out when I suddenly realized that my wedding band was missing. I'm certain that I wore it to work, but somewhere it had fallen off. Given the cold, my fingers had shrunk a little.

I think the ring flew into the industrial-grade trash compactor. I asked night crew to keep an eye out for the ring, and left notes for the openers, but no luck.

This is the *third* wedding ring I've lost. I'm just not the jewelry type, I guess.

I think we replace it with a pendant or something, or just tattoo "Property of DaKoosh" on my forehead.

Comments

[lizw.livejournal.com]

Oh - I'm sorry to hear that.

[fimbrethil.livejournal.com]

Oh Doug, I'm so sorry. Hugs.

[jarlsberg71.livejournal.com]

just tattoo "Property of DaKoosh" on my forehead.

I believe it goes without saying that you shouldn't use the same tattoo place that gave you the one on your arm?

I can actually imagine you waking up and finding "property of KOSH" on you and you're now part of the Vorlon Empire.

[stone-princess.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[jarlsberg71.livejournal.com]

I didn't know you were a fellow lurker! Or are you just fond of his "Great" tattoo?

[stone-princess.livejournal.com]

I'm fond of his "great" tattoo. The only one I've ever seent hat compares is a girl I know in Oly, who had "In the Arms of Angles" beneath a lovely winged figure.

[stone-princess.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should just get a ring tattooed on. :)

[blackfyr.livejournal.com]

That was my thought. In glow-in-the-dark ink.

It's been done

[zyxwvut.livejournal.com]

I actually *know* a couple with tattooed rings.

Z

P.S.: Glow-in-the-dark? Do they *make* that? I saw someone with a blacklight tattoo once...

[kengr]

Compromise. Get a new ring and wear it on a chain around your neck. :-)


Just skip the enchantment and hidden inscription, ok?