You have got to be kidding me.

[gridlore]

A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having sex.

"A clinic spokesman said: 'When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: 'What do you mean?'.

'"We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate.'"

No comment at all.

Comments

[twfarlan.livejournal.com]

Step one: don't tell them any different. Teach them mutual masturbation and quietly give up on their "unsolvable" fertility problem.
Step two: spread that religion and its total lack of sex education, making sure that everyone thinks childbearing involves praying and storks.
Step three: less kids means less population. Less population = good.

[(Anonymous)]

And I quote:
"Been around the world, found that only stupid people are breeding...."

Just think of it as evolution in action.

Rob

[biomekanic.livejournal.com]

Motion seconded.

Would you mind if I added you to my friends list? You post the best links.

[arib.livejournal.com]

Confuses the heck out of me. I come from a very religious family, and I got "The Talk" when I was seven years-old.

Mom was pregnant, I was asking questions, she and dad decided it was best that I get thr whole story up front.

Of course, my theories as to how pregnancies happened were hilarious.

[aurictech.livejournal.com]

This is something for Snopes.com (http://www.snopes.com/) to check out. I have my doubts about the accuracy of this story....