Thar she blows!

[gridlore]

A sperm whale has exploded in Tainan, Taiwan.

Great. After years of putting up with whaling, the whales have learned about suicide bombings. I expect a grainy video from CFLO (The Cetacean Front for the Liberation of the Oceans) any day now.

What's next, taken boatloads of whale watchers hostages? John Ashcroft declaring Greenpeace terrorists?

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[aurictech.livejournal.com]

IIRC, the French not only did so, they sank a Greenpeace vessel in New Zealand waters.

Or, as the song goes, "Shower the people you love with blood, show them the whale that you feel...." ;-)