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Thar she blows!
A sperm whale has exploded in Tainan, Taiwan.
Great. After years of putting up with whaling, the whales have learned about suicide bombings. I expect a grainy video from CFLO (The Cetacean Front for the Liberation of the Oceans) any day now.
What's next, taken boatloads of whale watchers hostages? John Ashcroft declaring Greenpeace terrorists?
Great. After years of putting up with whaling, the whales have learned about suicide bombings. I expect a grainy video from CFLO (The Cetacean Front for the Liberation of the Oceans) any day now.
What's next, taken boatloads of whale watchers hostages? John Ashcroft declaring Greenpeace terrorists?
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If it's a sperm whale, would that be an ejaculation?