Who needs sleep?

Terrible night's sleep. I woke up at least once and hour, and had some extremely odd dreams.

The only one I really can remember involved me having to watch Kylie the wonder niece in some sort of video game store.

Here's hoping I have a nice easy day today.

The three y'all didn't get.

A couple of days ago I posted the movie lines meme. Here are the three lines no one got.

12. "That's all we got, one goddamn hit?" Major League said by Harry Doyle (Bob Uecker)

15. "Uh, actually, sir, I think we prefer to go with the bizarre and risky. Worked for us so far." Down Periscope said by Seaman Stanley 'Spots' Sylvesterson (Jonathan Penner)

20. "Sports writers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your bar privileges." Eight Men Out said by Ring Lardner (John Sayles)

Well, that explains the sleepless night.

After loading my truck I was mugged by Ensign Wheatbiscuit.

Home now, not at all pleased with my body.

Crunchy, chewy Jesus

Cavanagh Altar Breads help Satanists to Desecrate the Holy Eucharist

Although they exist, Catholic loon sites are rare. This one is a hoot. I wonder what they made of the Army chaplain I knew who once used Wonder Bread (cut with a penknife and flattened) and grape Kool-Aid for communion when his supplies got lost en-route to Fort Irwin?