So not the truck driver today.

Got no sleep last night. Click on the link if you desire details.. and aren't eating breakfast.

( Cancer. The gift that keeps on giving. )

I was up at least five times last night, and what little sleep I got was wholly inadequate.

So, no truck today, and if I'm not feeling better by tomorrow (even if I do go into work) I'm going to skip the con.

Ace McCain: No friend to troops or veterans.

About the only consistent message from the mess that is the McCain campaign is the candidate's status as a veteran and a POW. The latter one we hear endlessly. But despite all his claims of supporting the troops, the truth is very, very different.

See for yourself.

Remember, foreign policy and national security are supposed to be his strong points.

In other news, I need this book.

Fragments of a Day - Doug's Daily Tweets

• 18:36 This is a test. #
• 08:07 My bluetooth works again! #
• 08:48 4 hours after I call in sick, and I'm still sitting here in my uniform. #

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My high school speech and debate coach..

would throttle Sarah Palin.

She has nothing! Every answer wanders off into a nightmarish melange of soundbites, half-formed sentences, and odd attempts at being folksy.

Biden, on the other hand, looks and sounds like someone who could step into the Presidency.

Seriously, if I was facing Sarah in LD, I'd leave her broken on the floor. and still be ready to cruise the El Camino and go to Rocky.

OMG, she just said that Darfur should be handled by the local authorities.

For the Love of Halford!

STOP KILLING THE LANGUAGE I LOVE, YOU VAPID MOOSE MOLESTER!!!!!