Termination Notice

To: Lower intestinal tract.
From: HHC, Doug's Body.

It has come to our attention that you, the lower half of the digestive system, have fallen far short of the expected goals required for the position. Please conclude your business with last night's burrito, and leave the body as soon as possible.



Two days of this. I'm putting down roots and giving photosynthesis a try.

A Story Fragment for Kirsten

( Babylon 5, August 1st, 2260 )

Oh, how cute. A pest.

I've picked up a.. hard to describe, really. doyoudreamatall made a post a few days ago in highweirdness that was nothing but a court docket number. I poked around his journal and found he is one of those special people who thinks his every emission is somehow relevant and artistic. I told him so in a comment.

Just now I checked my mail to see pictures Ann had sent of Kylie and Regan, and what do I find? This loser is going through my entire journal, day by day, and sending what I suppose he thinks are clever insults. See for yourself:

http://gridlore.livejournal.com/1213.html

http://gridlore.livejournal.com/17903.html

http://gridlore.livejournal.com/22040.html

http://gridlore.livejournal.com/169701.html

http://gridlore.livejournal.com/279949.html

That's right, he went back to March 2001. I cannot begin to grok the mind that would devote itself to reading all 4,894 entries spread out over the last seven years. And the quality of the insults? By Halford's shiny head, I was getting worse in the fifth grade! He, of course, goes for all the "old geezer" attempts, not knowing that I like being an old geezer. He's also stated that he's going to reveal to kshandra what a douche I am. Like she didn't figure that out years ago.

The moron has already claimed victory in his little "slack war." To quote a famous squid, I have not yet begun to fight!