Let's get Surreal!

OK, since none of y'all commented on the Heavy Metal Sunday Christmas Special, I'm hitting you with this!

No explanation is possible, Thanks to fearsclave for the link.

My sister, the motivational speaker.

Conversation between my sister Ann and Kylie the Wonder Kid, as relayed by baka49er

Ann: "Kylie, there's one more thing about Santa Claus I need to tell you."
Kylie (pays close attention, because Santa stuff is cool.)
Ann: "Santa won't come to our house unless your room is clean."
Kylie: (eyes get big as dinner plates, takes off running towards her room) "C'mon! Let's do this!"

Nice to see the family traditions passed on. I well remember those panicked, December 24th, demolitions of the mountains of stuff in my room.