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*Hic*
I am drunk. Tipsy. Three sheets to the wind, if you will.
It's really pathetic what a light weight I've become. I'm drunk off a single can of Budweiser. Now, I'm not supposed to drink, but I made chili for dinner tonight. You gotta have beer with chili! So I bought a six-pack, and the other five will probably last me until the All-Star break in July.
But here I sit. Buzzed. In my cups. Looking for a lampshade that goes with my outfit.
The funny thing is that right after I finished dinner, and my beer, I got a call from the UMA Lemmings.![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
soldiergrrrl, her husband-to-be Snark, Red, Household 6, and Colin were all gathered together.. getting drunk. Nice to fit in. We had a great conversation.
"I tried to stand up, and it didn't work." SG, on why she fell out of her chair.
So I remain potted, pissed, or plastered (take your pick)
I'll probably go to bed presently. I was tired before dinner, and the alcohol didn't help.
*yawn*
G'night.
It's really pathetic what a light weight I've become. I'm drunk off a single can of Budweiser. Now, I'm not supposed to drink, but I made chili for dinner tonight. You gotta have beer with chili! So I bought a six-pack, and the other five will probably last me until the All-Star break in July.
But here I sit. Buzzed. In my cups. Looking for a lampshade that goes with my outfit.
The funny thing is that right after I finished dinner, and my beer, I got a call from the UMA Lemmings.
soldiergrrrl, her husband-to-be Snark, Red, Household 6, and Colin were all gathered together.. getting drunk. Nice to fit in. We had a great conversation."I tried to stand up, and it didn't work." SG, on why she fell out of her chair.
So I remain potted, pissed, or plastered (take your pick)
I'll probably go to bed presently. I was tired before dinner, and the alcohol didn't help.
*yawn*
G'night.
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