Writer's Block: Lucas for a day

[gridlore]

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George Lucas walks into his office only to find Darth Vader waiting there. As Vader Force-chokes Lucas to death, he says "I find your incessant meddling.. disturbing." *thud*

Luke walks in, and glances at the corpse. "I don't know why you're complaining; at least you got laid. You got laid, Han got laid... for all I know, Chewie was getting busy with the Ewoks. Me, I get my hand chopped off and become a Zen monk."

As Vader strides from the office he mutters "Holy crap, was I ever this whiny?" From the office Luke shouts "Based on Episodes II & III, hell yes!"

Vader spins around. "This!" he thunders pointing a shaking finger at Luke, "This is why Jedi are forbidden to have kids!"

Comments

[notthebuddha.livejournal.com]

Me, I get my hand chopped off and become a Zen monk./

Dude, you cannot tell me the guy that blew up the frigging DEATH STAR wasn't getting rebel booty lined up at his door!

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

Take a good close look at the scenes shot at rebel bases. See many human females? :)

[op-tech-glitch.livejournal.com]

You are of course assuming that that's what Luke was ever into in the first place, Mara Jade and sister-snog notwithstanding.