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[gridlore]

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Jesus' Resignation Letter.

Did you know that Jesus quit his job two years ago? Did you know some loony psychic is now God's only annointed voice on Earth? Neither did anybody else.

The entire site is a testament to batshit insanity, but this one was just perfect. I'm totally seeing Jesus angrily packing a suitcase, like in the opening credits for The Prisoner, and stalking off, pausing only to mail a letter to George Bush. Because, when it comes to picking a leader recognized by the world's Christians, Bush ranked so much higher than the Pope or the Patriarch of Constantinople.

Comments

[cmdr-zoom.livejournal.com]

"Strong letter to follow!"

[kath8562.livejournal.com]

I like that Their message is "Signed at The Embassy Of The Kingdom Of God, 1013 1/2 N 3rd St, Bismarck, North Dakota 58501"

One, I didn't know that the Powers That Be had an embassy, and two, why in hell is it in North Dakota? (Just googled it for shits and giggles - it comes up as St Mary's Central High School.....)

[melchar.livejournal.com]

You're right - he's a loon. Entertaining to read, but definitely a loon.

[nightshade1972.livejournal.com]

Oh man...that is just priceless. I'm sure hubby and his best friend will get a kick out of it, too.

:-)

[fusijui.livejournal.com]

This was a Grade A cut of fruitcake, and I want to say that I appreciate you finding the good stuff and sharing here, so that I don't have to trawl through the *lame* product.

I especially love it when the proverbial cherry on top is stuck right down at the bottom, like a going-away present: in this case, the hyperlink to "A Song Written By The Spirit Of John Lennon For Jesus."

Is Jesus really just quitting so he can go manage a band, mmmm? Damn lazy long-haired kids these days...

[pauldrye.livejournal.com]

I'm totally seeing Jesus angrily packing a suitcase, like in the opening credits for The Prisoner,

Then he gets gassed through the mail slot with, hmmmm, frankincense and wakes up in Vatican City.

"YOU ARE NUMBER THREE!"

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

Actually, I'm picturing Mohammad in the big chair saying "I am the new Number 2.."