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Big Butter Jesus
While we all ponder the theological implications of a giant statue of Jesus being hit by lightning and burning to the ground, enjoy this musical tribute to a now-destroyed roadside icon.
It looks to me like Jesus is yelling at the artist. "Hello? This cross? I'm supposed to be nailed to and hung from this thing. What? Yes, there is a problem! The bloody thing is too small! You couldn't crucify Hervé Villechaize on this piece of crap. Who? Seriously? For My sake, don't you ever watch TVLand? OK, you couldn't crucify MiniMe on this thing. Does that fall into your cultural sphere? It needs to be bigger. How big? Oh, I don't know, maybe large enough that My arms can be nailed to it while outstretched? Look, read the Wiki article on crucifixion and figure it out. I'll be in My trailer. Somebody get me a Diet Dr. Pepper."
It looks to me like Jesus is yelling at the artist. "Hello? This cross? I'm supposed to be nailed to and hung from this thing. What? Yes, there is a problem! The bloody thing is too small! You couldn't crucify Hervé Villechaize on this piece of crap. Who? Seriously? For My sake, don't you ever watch TVLand? OK, you couldn't crucify MiniMe on this thing. Does that fall into your cultural sphere? It needs to be bigger. How big? Oh, I don't know, maybe large enough that My arms can be nailed to it while outstretched? Look, read the Wiki article on crucifixion and figure it out. I'll be in My trailer. Somebody get me a Diet Dr. Pepper."
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"Something a little bigger, you could be getting? But what do I know, I'm just a carpenter..."
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No, seriously. His publicist said he declined to comment. (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/06/15/AR2010061505135.html?hpid=topnews)
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