Something to add to the resume.

[gridlore]

In EMT parlance, I have a negative tooth:tattoo ratio.

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[gridlore.livejournal.com]

Well, so long as I avoid that noted criminal menace "Some Dude" I should be okay.

[cmdr-zoom.livejournal.com]

But don't you see, that's the real danger! When you least expect it, Some Dudes could come out of nowhere and mess you up for no reason!