Something to add to the resume.

[gridlore]

In EMT parlance, I have a negative tooth:tattoo ratio.

Comments

[cmdr-zoom.livejournal.com]

You'd better hope that nothing happens to you while you're Standing On Corner, Minding Own Business.

[kshandra]

He's DFO'd more than enough for this lifetime, thanks. (Though the intake nurse did note positive suitcase sign when he had to be admitted for the potassium crash....)

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

Well, so long as I avoid that noted criminal menace "Some Dude" I should be okay.

[cmdr-zoom.livejournal.com]

But don't you see, that's the real danger! When you least expect it, Some Dudes could come out of nowhere and mess you up for no reason!

O_o

[charlottesmtms.livejournal.com]

Horton heard a WTF??!!?

Re: O_o

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

I have one tattoo and no teeth. It's paramedic slang to indicate a person who shows signs of being a typical redneck meth user.. lots of tattoos and missing a good number of teeth. I just found it amusing that I meet the standard with my lone tattoo.