gridlore: Doug looking off camera with a grin (Penguin - Exploding)
Douglas Berry ([personal profile] gridlore) wrote2008-08-01 08:43 am
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Termination Notice

To: Lower intestinal tract.
From: HHC, Doug's Body.

It has come to our attention that you, the lower half of the digestive system, have fallen far short of the expected goals required for the position. Please conclude your business with last night's burrito, and leave the body as soon as possible.



Two days of this. I'm putting down roots and giving photosynthesis a try.

Re: That sounds messy…

[identity profile] robertprior.livejournal.com 2008-08-01 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
The contents I can understand. But if you're losing bits of intestine you should be in hospital.

Re: That sounds messy…

[identity profile] gridlore.livejournal.com 2008-08-02 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
Feh. That's the route of the weak!