gridlore: Doug looking off camera with a grin (Budweiser)
Douglas Berry ([personal profile] gridlore) wrote2008-07-26 11:34 am
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LIVEJOURNAL EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM

STAGE 1 BEER ALERT!

DOUG IS OUT OF BEER!

WE SAY AGAIN, DOUG IS OUT OF BEER!

Civilians are advised to remain indoors and hide under plastic tarps. Governor Ah-nold has been advised of the situation. My fax to the Pentagon requesting aid has gone unanswered.

I'm out of beer. Pray for us!

[identity profile] claire.livejournal.com 2008-07-27 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
Luckily I have plenty of beer, so I'll stay inside and hide. If you storm past my house snarling, I'll hurl some Sam Adams through the window to pacify you.