gridlore: Doug looking off camera with a grin (Penguin - Eat you)
Douglas Berry ([personal profile] gridlore) wrote2007-03-15 06:19 pm
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Do NOT Press Happy Fun Doug's Buttons.

Especially when he is tired and hungry.

Getting back into the swing of things at work has been difficult, and a 9.5 hour day Tuesday didn't help.) So I've been coming home tired and cranky. The first warm-spell isn't really helping matters with my walk to the light rail going from pleasant to sweat-producing (note to self: get bike into the shop for spring tune-up and puncture-resistant tubes.)

Today was no different. Got on the train home, found a seat on one of the benches, opened my book and started to read. This is a three seat bench, and there was an older woman at the other end of the bench. A stop or two later, a young Africa-American woman got on, looked around, apparently decided that sitting next to someone was unacceptable.

"You know, a gentleman would offer his seat to a lady."

Realizing she was talking to me, I looked up from my book.

"Do you have the right to vote?" I asked.

"Huh?" was the reply.

"The vote. Your franchise. Do you have the ability to secure credit under your own name? Can you, if you wish, apply to be a firefighter or police officer? Do you have a legal identity that is not attached to your husband or father? Are you judged on merit, rather than gender, at your place of work? In short, do you enjoy all the rights and privileges of a US citizen regardless of your gender?"

I waited for an answer.

"Well, yeah..."

I cut her off.

"Congratulations, the dream of Susan B. Anthony has come true! We're equals. Which means my ass stays in this seat and you can either take the empty seat next to me or stand. Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn either way."

I went back to my book.

"But I'm black!"

Without looking up. "I'm Irish. Nobody beats us at racial or national hardships."

(What I almost said was "So, you need directions to the back of the car then?")

A stop or two later, she sat down.

Her first mistake was assuming I was a gentleman.

[identity profile] eleri.livejournal.com 2007-04-10 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
BBWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!


Sorry... uninformed blathering always makes me laugh my ass off.

[identity profile] biomekanic.livejournal.com 2007-04-10 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
I like her LJ - "You can hurt me, do whatever you like"
And friends only.
How quaint.

You forgot to mention that the English were exporting what crops did survive the blight to England.

Not to mention little things like "Irish need not apply"

But hey, there was also the hanging of Italians in Denver in the 19th century because one was rumored to have 'bothered' a white woman.

[identity profile] biomekanic.livejournal.com 2007-04-10 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
Hmmm... from birthdate, I'm guessing in college.

Perhaps you should broaden your studies a little.

[identity profile] dalen-talas.livejournal.com 2007-04-10 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
You want to talk slavery? Try working for a living. I bet you never had to, 'cause you're too busy spending your parents' money.

And in case you decide to argue that working for a wage does not equal slavery: I'll go Karl Marx on you faster that you can say "estranged labor".

[identity profile] dalen-talas.livejournal.com 2007-04-10 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
I'm guessing "women's studies".

[identity profile] dalen-talas.livejournal.com 2007-04-10 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of exploitation.

[identity profile] biomekanic.livejournal.com 2007-04-10 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
Heh

[identity profile] biomekanic.livejournal.com 2007-04-10 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
See icon

Mmmm... I Smell Fresh Meat!

[identity profile] yohannon.livejournal.com 2007-04-10 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Good goddess, what kind of remedial junior community college did you attend where you seemed to forget the oppression and abuse that and Jews, Irish, Chinese, native Americans and (dare I say it?) women had to endure... and that's just in this country?!

[livejournal.com profile] gridlore was correct on calling out the obvious idiocy of someone who felt entitled to a seat just because they were black -- AND WHEN OTHER SEATS WERE AVAILABLE. Is that clear enough for you? This was some moron who wanted THAT particular seat, and felt that the color of their skin justified it.

That sounds remarkably like a certain incident about 60 odd years ago when a someone refused to give up their seat based on the color of the skin of the person demanding it. How was it okay for a black woman to do to a white man today what Rosa Parks refused to do for a white man in 1955?

If I were to refuse to hire a qualified person because they were black, that's discrimination. If I were to hire them because they were white, that's... discrimination. It doesn't matter what color *I* am in that sentence, by the way.

Of course, even as I write this it's obvious you're a troll, and we really shouldn't feed you. But if you can parade your ignorance as an excuse to heap upon a complete stranger who's "crime" is not giving up his seat when other's were available, then I can use the crappy day I just had to call you out as a sorry excuse for a human being who obviously still lives with their mother and couldn't successfully debate their way out of her womb.

Or is that why you made the "This will probably be deleted..." comment? Was it more a statement of hope that you wouldn't be force to actually DEFEND your idiotic commentary?

Heh. He was also correct on another point: We were eating troll-meat for breakfast when you were barely one step above a pap smear.

Re: Wouldn't know about the c'sucker comment

[identity profile] johno.livejournal.com 2007-04-10 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
Considering a pair of your wife's attributes...

...you've liked tits for a very long time.

[identity profile] lysana.livejournal.com 2007-04-10 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I see. You're from Connecticut. And Bridgeport to boot. You're not even a real New Englander. No wonder you're putting on airs. Try selling your shit in Boston, sweetie. See how far you get.
ext_39067: (pissed kitty)

Hey!

[identity profile] kath8562.livejournal.com 2007-04-10 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I resemble the remark about Connecticut! (Monroe- suburbia, here, thank you!)(grin)

Although, remember, Paul Newman DID call Bridgeport the armpit of Connecticut once- And as for her being in college, Gibbs is a secratarial school!

Re: Hey!

[identity profile] dandelion-diva.livejournal.com 2007-04-11 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
Poor Paul, so deluded. Norwich is the armpit of Connecticut! *grin*

[identity profile] murbin.livejournal.com 2007-04-11 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Doug, I have to compliment you on the fine example of clueless troll you managed to bag. Well done soon.
ext_39067: (Default)

Re: Hey!

[identity profile] kath8562.livejournal.com 2007-04-11 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
*snort*
I forget you're originally from Connecticut...(grin)
And if Norwich is the armpit, I guess that makes
Bridgeport the asshole? Wait, that's right, isn't it?
ext_39067: (handbasket)

Re: Mmmm... I Smell Fresh Meat!

[identity profile] kath8562.livejournal.com 2007-04-11 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
"Good goddess, what kind of remedial junior community college did you attend"

Huh, it so happens that according to her user id, she did! Gibbs is a secretarial college in Connecticut (to my eternal shame, I seem to live in the same state as this twa--I meen twit.).

And you're right, haven't had this much fun feeding the trolls since Alt-c!

[identity profile] tanyad.livejournal.com 2007-04-11 11:30 am (UTC)(link)
(I wandered over from s_f) I apologize for the stupidity of that wench as a black woman.

I do thank you for not making the back of the car remark however ;)

[identity profile] iheartretards.livejournal.com 2007-04-11 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
see : "St. Patrick's Day"

[identity profile] mcity.livejournal.com 2007-04-11 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Mind if I metaquote?

[identity profile] louisadkins.livejournal.com 2007-04-11 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Feel free.

[identity profile] mcity.livejournal.com 2007-04-12 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
http://community.livejournal.com/metaquotes/6003269.html

[identity profile] a-view-so-cruel.livejournal.com 2007-04-12 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
Came over here from stupid_free and I have to say, you are quite possibly the coolest person alive. What a dimwit, like you owe her a damn thing. I'd have flipped at her for that "I'm blaaaaack" whine. Entitlement whore, does she ever need to get slapped. (And I spit dr. pepper out at the "back of the bus" remark).

Conclusion; you win the internet.

Re: Hey!

[identity profile] kwanboa.livejournal.com 2007-04-12 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
If that's your cat in your icon, we have twin kitties (http://colinwalther.livejournal.com/profile). Although I think mine may be a little fluffier.

[identity profile] 00goddess.livejournal.com 2007-04-12 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
Agreed on both counts. She's no lady, just some trash who wants the prerogatives of a lady with none of the responsibilities.

[identity profile] 00goddess.livejournal.com 2007-04-12 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
Very well-played. I wish I had witnessed it :)

I am a lady and sometimes men give up their seats for me. But I give up my seat for any elderly person, male or female... because that's what a lady does.

And in any case THERE WAS ALREADY A SEAT AVAILABLE. That alone makes her seem nuts, the rest is just gravy :)

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