I've found a drawback to living in California.

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Do you have any idea how hard it would be for me to go on a three state crime spree? Hell, the closest state line is a five or six hour drive away! All the drama is lost if you have to keep stopping for gas!

I could go on a five-county crime spree, but it just doesn't have the same glamor, y'know?

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Re: I was going to say just be glad you don't live in Canada...

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Throwing Ashley MacIsaac to the moose springs to mind

That's not a crime so much as it's a mercy killing. Mercy for everyone else, I mean.