gridlore: Doug looking off camera with a grin (Eat Rads)
Douglas Berry ([personal profile] gridlore) wrote2006-11-19 10:12 am
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It was several thousand crimes of passion! I swear!

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last month I helped [livejournal.com profile] filkerdave across the street (6 points). Last Saturday I stole [livejournal.com profile] meglimir's purse (-30 points). Last week on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Friday I helped [livejournal.com profile] 10binary_cats hide a body (-173 points). In February I committed genocide... Sorry about that, [livejournal.com profile] taschoene (-5000 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5237 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
gridlore

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