It was several thousand crimes of passion! I swear!

[gridlore]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last month I helped filkerdave across the street (6 points). Last Saturday I stole meglimir's purse (-30 points). Last week on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Friday I helped 10binary_cats hide a body (-173 points). In February I committed genocide... Sorry about that, taschoene (-5000 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-5237 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, gridlore

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Huh.

[aurictech.livejournal.com]

I would have thought that you would get "nice" points for helping to hide a body....

[taschoene.livejournal.com]

Oy! I'm not dead yet!